A bow hunter goes out in the woods and kills a bear. He's sorting it out when an even bigger bear arrives and knocks him flat. The bear says "That's my brother you just killed and now I want revenge...you can be killed or buggered. You choose." The hunter thinks about it, then drops his trousers and the bear gives him a severe seeing to.
Next season, he goes back and shoots another bear, and again the massive male bear catches him with the carcase and gives him the same options. This time, the bear really goes for it and the hunter has to be airlifted to hospital.
Eventually, he manages to recover and signs up for another hunting trip to shoot another bear. He stalks one successfully and is about to take the shot when a big paw taps him on the shoulder. The huge bear leans forward and says "You know..I don't think you come here for the hunting at all!"
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Re: Rude, but relevant
by Bowhunter on 07 Feb 2010, 22:03
The kill is the satisfying, indeed essential, conclusion to a successful hunt. But, I take no pleasure in the act itself. One does not hunt in order to kill, but kills in order to have hunted. Then why do I hunt? I hunt for the same reason my well-fed cat hunts...because I must, because it is in the blood, because I am the decendent of a thousand generations of hunters. I hunt because I am a hunter - Orteyga
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Re: Rude, but relevant
by bowsmith on 08 Feb 2010, 09:57
Ill stick to deer and Elk hunting thanks! 
You had better start running now Mr Mulie
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